Satisfaction

today Kya came prancing in my room and said:

Kya: "mommy, I went poo-poo!"

Me: "yay! good for you!"

Kya: "what do I get?"

Me: "for what?"

Kya: "for going poo-poo...."

Me: "you get the satisfaction of being a big girl."

Kya: "is sapismatchon candy?"